she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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