and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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