is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
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Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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