Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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