Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
birth control should be required to get into college
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Randomize
