That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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