I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
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