You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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