Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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