I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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