let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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