I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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