strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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