Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
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