guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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