the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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