Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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