sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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