YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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