Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
