Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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