Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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