The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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