Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
why do cheetos always look like penises
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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