Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
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