Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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