Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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