fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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