the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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