fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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