Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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