that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
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