Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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