did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
So squirting runs in the family.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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