Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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