You don't have asthma, your pregnant
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
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