im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
i think im in europe. pls send help
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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