Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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