So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
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I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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