Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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