Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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