I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
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