Joe is yelling at the trees again.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Randomize
