it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Can vaginas get frostbite?
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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