So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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