remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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