You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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