Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Randomize
