all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
