Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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